ohteepeeh:

I think I will reblog this every tuesgay because it´s fucking perfect!

mhh

yes

yes I will

dearjimmoriarty:

#awkward bow tie flirting

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

OLIVIA

(Source: fairy-wren)

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hemidemisplemmyquaver:

A gato is a cat.
A gatto is also a cat.

A gâteau however, is not. 

(Source: skruudrivah)

greenparcel:

hokkahoka:

sashkash:

capaow:

ikuyootori:

girlsinkhearts:

vanmeers:

#clearly the boy on the left did because he retains enough sense to be angry at the world’s bullshit #meanwhile that boy on the right #he’s in that stupor you go into after a day or two #where everything is fine and dandy because you don’t understand any of it #they didn’t show you the whole picture but he actually forgot his pants #and is wearing a badger as some underwear #WHICH BOY DO YOU THINK GOT ENOUGH SLEEP NOW

(via tiaraplacebos)

Of course my mind would think: “Holmes Brothers. The early years”

im-thequeen-of-okay:

yellowcrayon:

consultant-ninja-from-gallifrey:

watercolor-expectations:

laceandlaudanum:

fallingdownsyndrome:

one-to-tennant:

lazoey:

#I imagine that every year on her birthday, Jack shows up at Donna’s door, announcing himself as a hug-o-gram sent by a mysterious admirer

That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.

#Jack totally keeps an eye out on all the Doctor’s companions throughout space and time #Uses Torchwood to keep tabs on everyone #even the ones he didn’t travel with #so he knows exactly when Sarah Jane needs flowers from a secret admirer most #Or where to send an anonymous gift for Donna’s wedding #Gives little Amelia the supplies to make her Raggedy Doctor dolls #He’s practically running a support group for former companions of the Doctor #They just don’t realize it.

headcanon accepted 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON ACCENPTED

HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

(Source: flapperorslapper)

sunshinetinauk:

jbcubbs-ultimatefanboy:

kikibelge:

#sherlock: #just act natural #act uninterested #yes look out the window #fuck i’m still looking with my eyes #did he just look at me? #does that mean I should look at him? #now he’s looked away #is it awkward for me to keep looking at him? #be cool #natural

Yeah… Just… natural.

(Source: jimwhoriarty)

9 memorable Bernard Black quotes (Black Books season 2)

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